Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Laws Fortgotten

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 

Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch. 

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will ! 

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. 

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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