Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic

A heart surgeon and a mechanic  may have one thing in common - they both repair. But there's really a big difference  between their jobs......

Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Jerry was working on the car. Jerry, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I too, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I'm finished, this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"

Dr. Kaiser, very embarrassed, shook his head and replied in a soft voice, "Try doing your work with the engine running."

A Thought on Aging

The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. 

Boxers "Off The Ring"?

Floyd Mayweather Jr.  has gone weary and tired  in the boxing ring. Not that he is retiring but he wants a fight outside the ring. Street fighting, he cannot  be into. He wants the game in court. Or, rather, he has to face Manny Pacquiao in court for his badmouthing.  This means that Mayweather must have realized he cannot do it with his knuckles so he has to fight with his mouth. What a shame!  See http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/infotech/view/20110323-327097/Pacquiao-to-battle-Mayweatherin-court

And Manny Pacquiao, being the true champion, is not into "mouth-to-mouth" because all the sensible people around him believe he is into "pound-for-pound".