Monday, August 30, 2010

Job Applicant

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer replied, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replied, "Yes, but you started it."
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The lesson here might be: Do not overstate expectations on salaries when applying for a job.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Solarve Bus

The "Solarve Bus" is Japan's solar powered bus developed by Sanyo and Ryobi is sure to be the world's futuristic bus that is environment-friendly.
The question is: Can every country afford to have one so that its citizens will be enjoying the cleaner air and the convenience that it can offer? Maybe this clean bus is good only for the developed nations to enjoy.


America's Worst Colleges?

If we have the best colleges, maybe we can also have the worst colleges. In the case of the U.S., there are at least 10 Worst Colleges ranked and posted in the Washington Post.
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So, whose standards are we following? What are the criteria involved in the ranking?
The rate of graduates as a criterion doesn't justify the ranking. What about the drop-out rate, the administration factor, etc, etc....?

Mechanic vs. Heart Surgeon


Heart Surgeon
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it while it's running."
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Sometimes, it takes some lazy thinking before whining....);

Friday, August 27, 2010

Irony Picture 1

Life is full  of ironies. This is just one photo which I find rather funny.

Then and Now (1)


Here is an anecdote about a grandpa talking about his good old days. Read on.....

The Good Old Days

Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular...

"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!

Then Grandpa said sadly ..."You can't DO that any more...they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look......" 

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Philippine's S.W.A.T. Team

It must be a horrible experience for the survivors of the tourist bus hostage drama in Manila days ago.
http://showbizandstyle.inquirer.net/breakingnews/breakingnews/view/20100825-288710/4-SWAT-members-relieved-over-hostage-crisis   report:


MANILA, Philippines—(UPDATE 2) Four members of the Special Weapons and Tactics team were relieved from their posts following the botched rescue operations during a hostage-taking incident Monday, a spokesman for the Philippine National Police said Wednesday.
"Pending the results of the investigation, they have been administratively relieved from their positions," Senior Superintendent Agrimero Cruz told reporters.
Cruz identified the four as Chief Inspector Santiago Pascual, Senior Police Officer 4 Reynaldo Antonio, SPO3 Alfonso Gameng, SPO2 Bernardo Espinosa.
Cruz said there would be an examination of the bullets found at the scene of the bloodbath at the Quirino Grandstand in Manila where nine people – eight foreign tourists and hostage-taker Senior Inspector Rolando Mendoza – died.

Eight of the hostages were killed and police admitted to tactical and operational blunders in handling the situation.
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If the rescue team  really committed the mistake, then it has to be renamed: SWAT- "Sorry We Are not Trained".